Iā€™m playing with ratterplatter again: Itā€™s a toy that watches disk I/O and emulates the noise of a real hard disk. (Linux only.) It uses sound samples from one of my older disks.

I tried a different approach at estimating the disk activity and I think I finally got it right (after almost 10 years ā€¦ šŸ¤¦).

Demo, booting a Windows 2000 VM: https://movq.de/v/1400544cc6/2kboot-ratterplatter-2.mp4

(For this purpose alone, I put a couple of mini speakers into my PC case, so that the noise comes from the right place: https://movq.de/v/a3b2dc0932/speakers.jpg)

The results arenā€™t too bad, but this thing canā€™t be super accurate due to the huge I/O caches that we have these days. For the video, I dropped the caches before booting Windows, otherwise you would have heard almost nothing.

FWIW, if you donā€™t know it yet, this is the equivalent for proper keyboard sound: https://github.com/zevv/bucklespring

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In-reply-to » Just saw this user agent popping up:

yeah its from Yarn.. should be $VERSION@$COMMIT and its supposed to be replaced with the actual version and commit.

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In-reply-to » I have just received the royalties for the last book: 98 euros for the four-month period, about 24 euros a month on average. Not even enough for the gym membership. If you have to keep some knowledge: don't write for money, the paper (or ebook) industry is in a very bad way, the margins for the author are very small and piracy is devastating.

@prologic@twtxt.net I only buy stuff like that, for example games on GOG.COM. Or simply CDs or DVDs. (Rarely I ā€œbuyā€ a movie on some popular streaming service, fully aware that this is just ā€œrenting itā€.)

But yeah, I sadly have to agree with @bender@twtxt.net. šŸ˜¢

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In-reply-to » Eberbach is nowhere near Bad Wimpfen in comparison, but still has a nice historic old town: https://lyse.isobeef.org/eberbach-2025-03-29/

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Aww, this reminds me that I havenā€™t done any Fraktur/calligraphy in a hell of a long time. I should pick that up again. Itā€™s always nice to see this on old buildings.

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In-reply-to » Not in the mood to deal with reality today, so hereā€™s another one of those silly things: https://movq.de/v/68c61f8ecc/r2_session.ogg This time on electric bass, tuned down to B-standard because oomph. (Well, sounds okay on my headphones, but Iā€™m obviously no sound engineer. šŸ¤Ŗ)

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Yeah, to be fair, thereā€™s not much of a difference other than a few grace notes (and just lower frequencies). I was mostly just fooling around with this one. šŸ„“

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In-reply-to » This time, I brought my cam along. We checked out a piece of ex-forest they've cut down. It looks terrible now. :-( At least the spruce resin smell was nice. https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2025-03-27/

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Yeah, Iā€™m also disappointed each and every time.

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In-reply-to » This time, I brought my cam along. We checked out a piece of ex-forest they've cut down. It looks terrible now. :-( At least the spruce resin smell was nice. https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2025-03-27/

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org This is so crazy to me. When I think ā€œforestā€, I assume ā€œuntouched natureā€, but that couldnā€™t be further from the truth. šŸ«¤

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In-reply-to » Hello, i want to present my new revolution twtxt v3 format - twjson That's why you should use it: 1. It's easy to to parse 2. It's easy to read (in formatted mode :D) 3. It used actually \n for newlines, you don't need unprintable symbols 4. Forget about hash collisions because using full hash Here is my twjson feed: https://doesnm.p.psf.lt/twjson.json And twtxt2json converter: https://doesnm.p.psf.lt/twjson.js

Are you all forgetting todayā€™s Aprilā€™s Fool? šŸ¤£

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In-reply-to » Hello, i want to present my new revolution twtxt v3 format - twjson That's why you should use it: 1. It's easy to to parse 2. It's easy to read (in formatted mode :D) 3. It used actually \n for newlines, you don't need unprintable symbols 4. Forget about hash collisions because using full hash Here is my twjson feed: https://doesnm.p.psf.lt/twjson.json And twtxt2json converter: https://doesnm.p.psf.lt/twjson.js

Let me introduce you to the much superior version 4 instead: https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/twxm4.xml

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In-reply-to » @lyse you must be loved by all the web developers in town! But ok, I have added all the missing semicolons, that should technically be there, but them not being there, does not make a difference.

@thecanine@twtxt.net And this is exactly why there are quirks modes in browsersā€¦

Iā€™m actually glad I donā€™t have to deal with all this web shit and work with compilers that hit me in the face when I do something illegal. :-)

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In-reply-to » @andros That's a shame. But here's the thing about piracy. If I could download a PDF or MP3/OGG of a Book I'd happily pay for this. If I could download an MP3/OGG of some Music I would pay for this. If I could download an MP4 of a Movie I would pay for this.

@bender@twtxt.net So true šŸ˜„

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In-reply-to » @andros That's a shame. But here's the thing about piracy. If I could download a PDF or MP3/OGG of a Book I'd happily pay for this. If I could download an MP3/OGG of some Music I would pay for this. If I could download an MP4 of a Movie I would pay for this.

@prologic@twtxt.net thatā€™s you, and me, and some others. Sadly, though, a huge majority (I donā€™t have sources, or numbers, but ā€œtrust me, broā€ :-P) will simply, gladly, and unapologetically, pirate.

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In-reply-to » I have just received the royalties for the last book: 98 euros for the four-month period, about 24 euros a month on average. Not even enough for the gym membership. If you have to keep some knowledge: don't write for money, the paper (or ebook) industry is in a very bad way, the margins for the author are very small and piracy is devastating.

@eldersnake@we.loveprivacy.club Same!

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In-reply-to » I have just received the royalties for the last book: 98 euros for the four-month period, about 24 euros a month on average. Not even enough for the gym membership. If you have to keep some knowledge: don't write for money, the paper (or ebook) industry is in a very bad way, the margins for the author are very small and piracy is devastating.

@prologic@twtxt.net Fully agreed. Iā€™m far more likely to buy such mediums when DRM-free. I never go near Amazon eBooks etc because of their lock-in, and I have a Kobo eReader which needs to have the books side loaded unless directly from the Kobo store. I prefer DRM-free files every time.

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In-reply-to » I have just received the royalties for the last book: 98 euros for the four-month period, about 24 euros a month on average. Not even enough for the gym membership. If you have to keep some knowledge: don't write for money, the paper (or ebook) industry is in a very bad way, the margins for the author are very small and piracy is devastating.

@andros@twtxt.andros.dev Thatā€™s a shame. But hereā€™s the thing about piracy. If I could download a PDF or MP3/OGG of a Book Iā€™d happily pay for this. If I could download an MP3/OGG of some Music I would pay for this. If I could download an MP4 of a Movie I would pay for this.

The reason piracy exists at all is economics and greed. If you make something affordable and convenient, thereā€™s no need to steal.

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I have just received the royalties for the last book: 98 euros for the four-month period, about 24 euros a month on average. Not even enough for the gym membership.
If you have to keep some knowledge: donā€™t write for money, the paper (or ebook) industry is in a very bad way, the margins for the author are very small and piracy is devastating.

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Hello, i want to present my new revolution twtxt v3 format - twjson
Thatā€™s why you should use it:

  1. Itā€™s easy to to parse
  2. Itā€™s easy to read (in formatted mode :D)
  3. It used actually \n for newlines, you donā€™t need unprintable symbols
  4. Forget about hash collisions because using full hash
    Here is my twjson feed: https://doesnm.p.psf.lt/twjson.json
    And twtxt2json converter: https://doesnm.p.psf.lt/twjson.js

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In-reply-to » There's a secret art easter egg thing, hidden on my website ( https://thecanine.ueuo.com ), for this years April fools event - it's been there for a few weeks, but now I can finally give hints.

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org you must be loved by all the web developers in town! But ok, I have added all the missing semicolons, that should technically be there, but them not being there, does not make a difference.

Font color change inside every summary element, was a very deliberate choice, to color the text, but leave the arrow black (same as website background). But ok, I rewrote the CSS to hide the arrows and make all summaries white - since this also works better, with some dark theme enforcing browser extensions.

HOWEVER ā€œpā€ as a child element of ā€œsummaryā€ is a thing, that as far as I know, all browsers respect and if a font color is applied only once, I donā€™t think it matters, if itā€™s done through HTML or CSS, you smart ass.

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In-reply-to » hey friends guess who had tiktok teens flood a mostly abandoned site of hers that was meant for a small group of friends? and went from 15 to ~60 users in 20 minutes? ya girl

@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz They all just wanted to be friends with a cool gal like you. ;-) Itā€™s sad that putting things openly on the internet just waits to be raided by script kiddies, bots or spammers eventually.

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In-reply-to » This time, I brought my cam along. We checked out a piece of ex-forest they've cut down. It looks terrible now. :-( At least the spruce resin smell was nice. https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2025-03-27/

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Yeah, like nearly all of them. There is the so called Bannwald, where it typically is not allowed to log, but thereā€™s only one in my entire county and I havenā€™t even visted it. I should change that. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bannwald

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šŸ‘‹ Folks that use this pod, Iā€™ll be rolling out an experimental new caching backend to this pod shortly. Stay tuned. Please provide feedback either here via Twtxt or on IRC. Thanks! šŸ™

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In-reply-to » Not in the mood to deal with reality today, so hereā€™s another one of those silly things: https://movq.de/v/68c61f8ecc/r2_session.ogg This time on electric bass, tuned down to B-standard because oomph. (Well, sounds okay on my headphones, but Iā€™m obviously no sound engineer. šŸ¤Ŗ)

@movq@www.uninformativ.de Thatā€™s really great! I canā€™t tell the difference to the original. :-)

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