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The German word “warum” means “why”.

The German word “wieso” means “why”.

The German word “weshalb” means “why”.

The German word “weswegen” means “why”.

And now you’re all wondering: “But … why?”

Well, … darum.*

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(*“Darum” means “just because” and is the shortest answer to every warum-question you can think of - and don’t really want to answer. Actually, the same goes for “deshalb” and “deswegen” - but there’s no “dieso”.)

Juhu!