bender

twtxt.net

Home of Bender Rodriguez. Get off my lawn!

And here is one of my many nuggets of wisdom: "Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park."

Recent twts from bender
In-reply-to » I guess I should setup some kind of past-bin or something, I bet somebody's already angry about them last couple of long twts 😅 Sorry, not sorry! but I'll try to fix that.

This got my thinking. If I remember correctly, @prologic@twtxt.net ran a pastie on mills.io not long ago. I believe it was one he even coded himself! Do you still run that, James?

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » I guess I should setup some kind of past-bin or something, I bet somebody's already angry about them last couple of long twts 😅 Sorry, not sorry! but I'll try to fix that.

I prefer the code here, than having to go to another place to see it. :-P Honestly, I do. What you have posted is shorter than most of @abucci@anthony.buc.ci’s twtxts. :-D

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » I’m going to have a pizza and there’s nothing you can do about it. 🍕

@movq@www.uninformativ.de but what kind of pizza? :-D We get pizza once a month, specifically on Fridays (and, of course, we are not alone). Lately we have been buying Pizza Hut’s “tavern style”, everything in it, large pizzas (well, just one). Thinking of it makes me hungry! :-)

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » I don’t think calling the various PHP files making up “Timeline” a “Yarn pod” is accurate.

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com LOL. All good mate.

I didn’t mean as if I was perceiving the use of Yarn to be malicious, but rather not accurate, and perhaps misleading, or confussing. But I got it when Soren explained it. He used yarn (lower case) after twtxt, because at some point there were considerations to call the “evolved” twtxt, with the several additions/enhancements, “yarn”. After all, current twtxt/yarn has moved beyond the original twtxt.

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » @prologic, editing the profile in any way (and saving it, of course) is stripping out the \u2028 from the description. Also, could the description field be changed to a textarea instead? Preferably to one who will "understand" new lines, and convert them to \u2028 automatically?

@prologic@twtxt.net I just realised this might not be accurate. Looks like “Settings” is missing whatever you added to “Profile” to show the line breaks, which made me believe the \u2028 were being stripped on save. That might not be the case.

A heads up, so you know where to look.

⤋ Read More

@prologic@twtxt.net, editing the profile in any way (and saving it, of course) is stripping out the \u2028 from the description. Also, could the description field be changed to a textarea instead? Preferably to one who will “understand” new lines, and convert them to \u2028 automatically?

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » I don’t think calling the various PHP files making up “Timeline” a “Yarn pod” is accurate.

@prologic@twtxt.net I disagree on that definition. A “Yarn Pod” is this specific software. If you are fine with anyone creating something else, who does a similar task, and calling it “Yarn”, then… (shrugs). Now “pod”, well, whatever, right?

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » @aelaraji icons at the top are badly organised while on mobile. About the speed, that’s using a shoddy PHP code, it would be slow even when running in a quantum computer. :’-D

@eapl.me@eapl.me 100% would, but I don’t know PHP. I can help testing, and offering ideas. I read somewhere you want to write a remake, right?

One of the things the current model is missing is templating… I think. Maybe start by abstracting that from the code?

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » It’s been so rainy and windy and cold these last few days, I hardly left the house. 😩

Cloudy and spotted gentle rains here and there. I think this is the preamble of a cold front (here), which means temperatures will be on the low 20s this weekend and, with any luck, next week. :-D

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » My bad! My editor was set to use 4 spaces instead of a tab... Making twts by hand is hard =P

@eapl.me@eapl.me I think you may have:

Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Twt::$timestamp is deprecated in /homepages/4/d818294726/htdocs/eapl.me/timeline/libs/twtxt.php on line 443

Kind of issue. :-)

⤋ Read More
In-reply-to » @eapl.me Yeah, that's exactly why I'm asking. I've been having a couple of errors here and there even though I'm using PHP 8.2 ... Mostly somethings about undefined array keys and creation of dynamic properties being deprecated (CC: @sorenpeter )

@aelaraji@aelaraji.com the one you mentioned on your twtxt, but it cannot be seeing here (twtxt.net). Even for feed I am not following, twtxt.net will always show the context. There is no context for this reply of yours.

⤋ Read More